Today's Flavors

• Vanilla

  Like Guile's Theme, it goes with everything

• Chocolate

  Behind every strong sundae is an equally strong chocolate.. where was i going with this?

• Coffee

  For when your morning pick-me-up didn't quite do it

• Dark Chocolate

  Dark, like my soul

• Butter Pecan

  Smooth and buttery, just like grandma used to demand. Back before the machines rose up

• Mint Chocolate Chip

  Served as God intended: green

• Mexican Chocolate

  Cinnamon and spice, extremely nice. No, seriously, it's spiced with Cayenne Pepper

• Chocolate-Covered Strawberry

  Tastes like a sweet box of "i'm sorry"

• Peanut Butter Fudge Swirl

  You'd think that this would be too much peanut butter, but apparently it's not

• Banana

  "It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?"

• Cookies n' Cream

  Beloved by bedtime stallers everywhere

• Sea Salted Caramel

  A delectable flavor made possible by an unlikely pairing: burnt sugar and seawater

• Cinnamon Boast Bunch

  An original creation, like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck

• Harvest Apple

  The great autumnal war has raged since the early aughts. Applekind has lost much, but this year will be different. This year we will strike back and sow our fields with the blood of the Pumpkin Spice triumvirate!

• Chocolate Coconut (Dairy free)

  Do you love coconuts? Do you hate cows? This one's for you

• Green Tea

  No one can matcha our flavor! Ha ha ha! Please help I can't control it any longer and it's taking ov